During our visit to Bachelors Gulch, Justin's mom had scheduled an appointment at the spa for me as a surprise. I was completely THRILLED! You know with my vain tendencies this is the perfect gift. On Saturday morning, I strolled to the spa excited about the possibilities ahead. Now I must mention that I have been worried about my skin in CO. The air is SOOOO dry. I was told by one lady that living in CO for one year will age my skin up to TEN YEARS!! Can you imagine these words falling on the ears of a vain, thirty-something who is worried about my wrinkles? With that in mind, I chose the "nourishing, vitamin C facial." (I love the names...I am such a sucker.) Once the facial began, I asked a lot of questions. Isn't it true (as one wise man...I believe it was McCauley Caulken in "Home Alone") that you should be careful what you ask. My questions opened the door to a lot of answers and observations. UGH!
The greatest of these observations is that apparently I have some hyper pigmentation on my cheek...(yeah, I knew that); however, I was unaware that the hyper pigmentation also included a "PREGNANCY MOUSTACHE." WHAT?!!!!!! I have a moustache. My heart began racing, it was all I could do not to grab the mirror from her to view it in disbelief. She must be WRONG!! Does this girl know she is talking to a young, cool, hip person. I watch "E! News." I am "down" with the coolest, hippest things. She is definitely mistaken. Nobody this cool can have a moustache.
Did you guys know this was possible? We suffer enough to bring these babies into the world...why, why, WHY do we need a moustache? Needless to say, I purchased the product that she suggested to help to fade my moustache. I gladly took my product and hyperpigmentated self to the room turned on the TV and tried to absorb an extra dose of "coolness" to compensate for the moustache I have acquired.
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